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Three reasons why Mac-users prefer Macintosh:

  1. They can't handle the thought of using more than two mousebuttons
  2. They take it for grandet that when MAC is the most expensive, then it must also be the best. BUT they are wrong.
  3. Actually to push a button to get the disc out is too much for a Mac-user.

How do You give a Mac-user a little shine in his eye?

You take a flashlight and put it up to his ear and turn it on!!!

How does a cell die in a Mac-user's head?

Lonely!!!

What do You call a Mac-user with two braincells???

  1. Super intelligent OR
  2. Pregnant

A Windows-user and a Mac-user are driving one the highway in a truck. Then they come to a bridge there only are 3 meters high.

Windows-user: Shit our truck is 4 meters high.

Mac-user: Hurry, drive I can't see any police!!!

How do You get a Mac-user with only one arm down from a lightpost???

You wave at him!!!

What do You get if You mix a Mac-user with a Gorilla???

Who knows a Gorilla can't be forced to do anything